sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

(via mishaliciuos)

305.183 note • 12:08 PM

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

(Fonte: mockingday, via misguidedportableheart)

16.829 note • 10:04 PM

"If you saw me on a sunday, you’d just mistake me for a burglar who just run really fast from the scene of crime… cause I look that dodgy."(x)

(Fonte: tvandme, via spacesymphony)

450 note • 12:52 PM

Classic mood today. 👼 #howaboutno #examontuesday #killme #sosad #fuck

Too much white in this pic but her pretty face, aaaaah. #aaaw #love #gf #friend #ingrid #gorgonzola #loveher

74 note • 8:33 PM

Most played songs on my iTunes (in no particular order)

↳ Hurts - Somebody To Die For

(via herfrozenhand)

54 note • 8:33 PM

The King is taking his rest, sssh. #dog #morelikehamster #bau #bw #kingofuniverse

what-theactual-heck:

my mom accidentally left her keys in the car, so i went back outside to get them. when I picked them up, they were freezing cold.

I guess you could call them
arctic momkeys.

(via arcticmunkeez)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

(via imnot-afraid-of-hurting-anymore)

No filter, just tons of sunlight right in my eyes and camera. #lake #sun #love #beautifulplaceonearth